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英语幽默故事大全 英语幽默故事大全简单

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The Beginning

1、Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?

No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went inone ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it.“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

2、I’m sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars forpulling your boy’s tooth .

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Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged onlyfour dollars for such work!

Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four otherpatients out of the office.”“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

3、Teacher:We all know thatbeat causes an object to expand and cold cause it to contract. Now, can anyonegive me a good example?

John:Well, in thesummer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?

约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。

THE END

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